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		<title>Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I was punched in the nose.  It was probably the hardest hit to the nose I&#8217;ve ever taken.  I didn&#8217;t bleed, but I&#8217;ve never been one to bleed from the nose anyway, so that&#8217;s not saying very much.  It hurts like fuck and it still pops when I wiggle it around. So I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=perryx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=884490&amp;post=31&amp;subd=perryx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t You Smell That Smell?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 03:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had just left the local Wal-Mart (unfortunately the only thing open at midnight that sells both beer and cigarettes.) and was heading up Hwy-74 back to the house, gently patting the case of Budweiser Select (again, unfortunate. I&#8217;d much rather have a lager, but I&#8217;m on a budget here.) when a most foul odor [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=perryx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=884490&amp;post=30&amp;subd=perryx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What am I doing?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 07:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The most common things you can find me doing these days: Drinking Snapple Raspberry White Tea like its going out of style Playing the Sims 2 and Civilization 4 with my ubermicro Watching internet television religiously Mowing my neighbor&#8217;s lawn in a red bandanna, wild west robber style Catching up on LOST, Heroes, and Black [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=perryx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=884490&amp;post=29&amp;subd=perryx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Get me off my slacker ass please</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 11:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As most of my readers know, I used to be addicted to the online game World of Warcraft (WoW). It was pretty bad there for a while; logging some 120+ hours a week playing the stupid thing. I tried to quit a few times but could never stay away for more than a few weeks. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=perryx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=884490&amp;post=28&amp;subd=perryx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Am I going to lose my license?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 19:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This blog has a page I can visit to check all sorts of different stats; daily hits, incoming links, referrers, most read posts, and whatnot. There&#8217;s also&#8211;what has recently become my favorite&#8211;a search engine results section, which shows the search used if someone comes to my blog from a search engine. These are a few [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=perryx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=884490&amp;post=27&amp;subd=perryx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Status Report</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry guys, I&#8217;m just not really in the humor mindset lately. I&#8217;ve been reading every ounce of fiction I can get my greedy little eyes on; most of it with a dark, science, or supernatural element. I&#8217;ve got my heart set on writing some flash fiction and shorts, and possibly a novella when I&#8217;ve worked [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=perryx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=884490&amp;post=26&amp;subd=perryx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Who you gonna call?</title>
		<link>http://perryx.wordpress.com/2007/04/05/who-you-gonna-call/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m thoroughly convinced ghosts exist, and that I have seen them; different occasions in different locations, sometimes recurring. One such recurring location was in the house where I grew up. It was built near an old Native American burial ground. My friend, Andrew, used to find an arrowhead in the horse pasture behind our house [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=perryx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=884490&amp;post=25&amp;subd=perryx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230;in the end.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t recall the specifics, but I know I had been at a party. I’m pretty sure it was a kegger hosted by this Staff Sergeant that looked like Jessica Alba, but I can’t be entirely certain. I am, however, entirely certain that I was drunk off my ass that night. So was my lady [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=perryx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=884490&amp;post=24&amp;subd=perryx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The great mysteries of life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I grew up in a particularly rural area, and on a horse farm to boot. For a short phase of my life, I aspired of being a cowboy. I would grow up to wear boots, herd cattle, tip my hat, and be an authentic Marlboro Man. It wasn’t long before the phase had passed, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=perryx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=884490&amp;post=23&amp;subd=perryx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What treasures lie beneath?</title>
		<link>http://perryx.wordpress.com/2007/04/02/what-treasures-lie-beneath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was in Kuwait there was a big job site, a $2.6 million construction project. It was a massive place, there we&#8217;re a ton of Third Country Nationals (euphemism for broke-ass laborers who make a dollar a day, just to send it to their family back home), and they worked extended hours, so we [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=perryx.wordpress.com&amp;blog=884490&amp;post=21&amp;subd=perryx&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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