This blog has a page I can visit to check all sorts of different stats; daily hits, incoming links, referrers, most read posts, and whatnot. There’s also–what has recently become my favorite–a search engine results section, which shows the search used if someone comes to my blog from a search engine. These are a few reasons why it’s my favorite section:

• probation officer excuses in texas
• shit curb alignment
• sex carton picture
• sex in the bedroom
• sex positions driving
• list of excuses for my probation officer
• bad sex positions
• air force questions going to jail
• scool sex [sic]
• cop questions typical can i see your lic…

Obviously there are a ton of sex searches. I mean, we’re a race of sex-fiends for crying out loud. I just think the obscurity of some of them (“sex singe”, “bad sex positions”,”hallway+sex”) is funny. But the thing that cracks me up the most are people who don’t know how to use a search engine–in the case that you’re one of them, I laugh at you. You use keywords. “hallway+sex” is actually a good example. But you’ll be surprised–at least, if you know how to do it–at how many people just type a question into a search. Here’s a few hits I’ve gotten recently:

• am i going to lose my licence for speeding? (well it helps if you can spell license, ha-ha)
• am i going to lose my license
• how old do you have to be to sit in the… (gets cut off. ‘front seat’ maybe?)
• i want a real picture of a sex position

They just crack me up sometimes, so I thought I’d share them with everyone. I’m sure there will be plenty more to come now that I’ve put the words ‘obscure’ and ’sex’ in the same sentence. By the way, does anyone know what the fuck a ’sex singe’ is? Ha-ha, sounds painful.